Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Charles Dunlop was the psychiatrist and Dr. Joseph McHugh was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: Dr. Dunlop and Dr.McHugh, Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to read: Catatonics and High Colonics. This was also a no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives. Thumbs down again.
Then came Minds and Behinds – still no good. Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes – unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts and Butts – no way. Freaks and Cheeks – still no good. Loons and Moons – forget it.
Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Dunlop and Dr. McHugh – Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it!